What else was I supposed to do?

Dear Survivors of the Polar Vortex,
I am glad to see you all made it through this horrible ordeal.  I mean, below zero temperatures and wind chills in the middle of January surely must signify the end of something?
I will admit it was a long couple of days to stay inside.  I found myself wandering through the house wondering just how it was possible that "Mr. Torrence" lasted as long as he did in the Overlook Hotel....I mean I didn't even have whiny Shelly Duvall to keep me company.  At least if that kid was driving his Big Wheel through the house I would have known that I was not a lone survivor.
There are many things I could have done, I mean the toilets aren't going to clean themselves now, are they? I could have baked....and baked....and baked.  But because just like all the other Polar Vortex survivors out there who prayed that if God would just get them through that miserable cold, they would turn their lives around and embrace working out and living right.  I had resolved to shed a few pounds and baking was not a good idea.  (Read:  I knew I would demolish a cake in a matter of hours, and then lay on the couch watching movies, crying "Why God, Why?")
So I decided to give my website a much needed overhaul.  I cleaned it up, got rid of a bunch of stuff and made it super easy for both you and me.  I mean, let's face it....I usually blab on about something I made, something I ate or something I decorated.....or something I decorated and then ate, or the occasional rant about people wearing their pajamas in public or the farce known as the "balloon boy", or questioning why people just aren't as smart as me.
So that's what I did. Made it easy and simple.   Whatever I have to blab on about will be right there on the front page, no matter what it's about....then at some point (if everything works out the way I planned....unlikely)  the post will take up permanent residency on the page it belongs (life, design, food).  I did it for you...my loyal readers.  So, as you lay your head in bed at night and can't quite remember how that very funny, witty, smart post went....you can spring from bed, click on the page and there it will be.....rest at last.
No, no, I can't take all the credit for it...the polar vortex shares the accolades and well wishes.
Ok, that's all....for now.
xo
Greg